Glass houses

People who live in Glass Houses,
Shouldn't throw plastic bottles in the waste bin..
Everyone knows you should recycle!!

A new twist on an old Pun

What lies at the bottom of the ocean & twitches?
A Scuba Diver suffering an epileptic fit!!

UK train price hike

UK train fare prices are going up again.
Presumably this rise is being put in place due to the rising cost in maintenance, wages & fuel suffered by the Bus companies subcontracted in to be 'Replacement services' or as they'll become to be known: 'Road based Trains'..