Sunday, 14 October 2012
Friday, 12 October 2012
Wednesday, 10 October 2012
Dreams of eating
The other night I dreamt I ate a massive Pasty...
It was fluffy & soft...
When I woke up, I couldn't find my pillow?
Slept like a log
Lastnight I slept like a log...
When I awoke I felt hot & sweaty...
So I got up, out of the Fireplace..
Tuesday, 9 October 2012
Dominoes Pizza
I called Dominos Pizza the other day, asked for delivery...
The girl on the phones asked me:
What kind of pizza do you want sir?
I said: I have called Dominos Pizza right?
Girl: Yes Sir...
Me: Well doh... I want Dominos obviously!
What an idiot...
Reading
An almost 30 something with aspirations of becomming a full time writer // stand up comedian...
Like's: Redbush Tea ~ Comfy Sofas & Good dreams...
Dislikes: Bad dreams ~ The smell of BO & Reading (( the place, not the act, I mean it's pronounced Red-ing, so why spell it with an a!!?))
New laws for protecting your household..
Finally some new laws have been passed!!
You can now use force to deal with Burglars..
I tried to use the force once...
The burglary looked at me like I was mental & asked what I was doing with my hand in a C shape next to my eye, pulling a face like I was constipated...
I said I was strangling his neck with the force....
This didn't work!!
Was tied up for 3 days..
He even took the empty DVD cases!!
I mean really!! The empty ones too...
I wonder if he'll recycle them??
Doubt he will... God, what an evil man!!