Brussel Sprouts

See now, unfortunately, Roast dinners are not complete without Brussel Sprouts...
Given, no one really enjoys them!!
Ideally we'd leave that part out..
Bit like Women really... There a just not complete without a Hysterical streek coarsing through their veins!!!
That's their Brussel Sproat...
Being Hysterical!!

Like;-
Hysterical Women:
"Urghh babe, you took the spare key, I can't get out"
Man:
"No I I didn't..."
Hysterical Women:
"You did! You took the spare key!! You definately took it, I know you did"
Man:
"I didn't, why would I? I have my key"
Hysterical Women:
"Yes you did, coz I put it confront of your keys, on the key ring. You took it with you"
Man:
"Ahh, no I didn't.. did you actually look for them? I wondered why it fell off my keys!? You haven't looked on the stairs have you"
Not so hysterical women:
"Oh..."