Sayings: Nearly a happily Married Man

Nearly a happily married man,
I don't mean that I'm unhappily married, that would be just unheard of right?!
Or, for some it could mean your birthdays coming up, which means the wife sings on the microphone...
How bad would that be, to be married and indirectly say your unhappy most of he time!!
Awkward if your wife heard it!
Oh hello dear.....