Silly Sat Nav

I got this Tom Tom Sat Nav with an American voice...
I'm sure they got one of the New York tour guides to do the voice...
Because half the time I'm not sure if he's directing me or pointing out attractions..
And what's with calling roundabouts, rotaries??
Then he tells me there's a Bear right..
I'm like where!?
There's no bears in Swindon!!
Then he tells me to do a U turn..
So I go back & he does it again...
"Bear left"
Where!!?
Stupid American!!