Day out at the dentists

I visited the dentist recently & noticed something very peculiar...
Was it just coincidence?

First off I had a clean up...
I was sent upstairs & a Chinese women in a Dentist uniform greated me...
Don't worry, I hadn't booked a Thai Massarge by mistake...
She showed me to the chair & then to my suprise another dentist came in..
This time a Hispanic female Dentist..
Don't worry, I definately wasn't at some weird Dentist fantasy whore house..

The tools came out & my teeth were counted & the plaque was chipped away..
I could see the disgust on the Chinese women's face as she struggled to suck he blood with that little Hoover that gets stuck to your tongue...

After they'd finished, they recommend I see the Hygienist...
I booked in right away & it turns out the Hygienist is also a women...
I'm not being sexist by the way..
I wasn't shocked or anything..
This time though she was British..

The coincidental irony (see how I got the word dental into that)...
The irony is that the treatment I had by the Hispanic & Chinese duo, which lasted about 15minutes longer than the Brisith treatment, was about half he cost..

Altough just as stereotypes would suggest, the Hispanic treatments results were not as polished as the British, so I guess you get what you pay for...

But does that transfer in the same way when booking an 'Escort'??