Old people & home decorations

I know a great shop for home decor, they do some nice handmade stuff, like those plaques that say: 'home'...
Good presents for old people, they forget where they are... A lot...
Although, can be confusing for them, when they visit places that aren't home, but have 'home' plaques...
Would explain why they take forever to go home!!! Sitting there, chewing their food with their entire face shrivelling up as they do so!! Fucking hate old people...