Aspiring Comedian::: Admits to wearing white socks with black shoes... ''If your against it, your clearly against bi-racial relations & thus a racist!''
Wednesday, 30 May 2012
No I'D.. your not getting on
Aspiring Young British Comedian::: well.. I say young.. 3 years from 30!! So, despite my boyish, pasty looks... more of a man now really!!
Although, I still get asked for ID!! puts a smile on my face...
Which shows my wrinkles!!
Unless I've forgot it, then it puts a frown on my face... more bloody wrinkles!!! urghh!!
Wouldn't be such a problem as I'm a bit of an old fart anyway.. but the whole reason I need my I'D is too check I'm at the airport!! I let out a loud shreek & my face goes sort of purple at this point!!
Not frustraition or anger.. PAIN!! from my Fiancee kicking me in the nuts!!
Sunday, 27 May 2012
Wordplay...
So..I went to this sandwich shop...
Seen this Fella-Fell...
Never seen one before, so I ordered it..
Was scrumptious.
Wordplay...
So..I went to this sandwich shop...
Seen this Fella-Fell...
Never seen one before, so I ordered it..
Was scrumptious.
Saturday, 26 May 2012
Pub names
The Slug & Lettuce
should be: The Slag & Let-us-finger-ya
The Raynard
should be: The Retard
The Real China
Just seen a shop called: The Real China.
Slightly ambitious!!
Claiming the Country of China is less real!!
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