To be Frank

I'd be Frank with you..
But that might be misconstrued as roleplay...
So I'll just be myself...

You & I

Know the difference between U & I...?
I'll tell you.... About 11 letters!!

Though, I suppose you can look at it another way....
Like:
If you write them it in Capitals...
There's about one and a quarter capital J's difference...

or like:
I is the only letter of the two, that you can flip over & it still mean the same...
I - I... see...

Phrase: Judge a Book by It's cover

For years... the phrase:
"Don't judge a book by its cover...
Because you could miss out on an interesting read..."
Has been used as a way to tell us all, not to negatively judge someone by first impressions..

But why don't we use it the opposite way too???

When I say:
"don't judge a book by its cover"
I'd mean:
"Just because theres a women in a bikini on the front page doesn't mean 98% of the pages wont be advertisments for men boxers!!!
Which basically means, youve not.purchased a mag full if Tits, but a mag full of men's junk!!"
Oh the irony...

Bad Tulisa

So, Tulisa has peeved the bosses at X Factor....
She went & put something in her gob again..
But this time, of all things she could stick in there... it was just a cigarette on set...

Strange:-
Fame: for Amateur Porn...
Frown: for Smoking...

Ironically, part of the reason she's on the show is because of her gob...
Buts its more about what comes out of it!!

Black Ops

After waiting for hours on end to get hold of Black Ops because everyone seemed to be going on about it...
I was thoroughly disappointed...
Most the characters are White & you do not get do be a Surgeon!!

Cheerleading

Did you know has Cheerleading has been found to be the sport with the most inquires...
To be fair, I'm not surprised...
There must be an aweful lot of injuries sustained from Wives hitting Husbands after they look for a little too long..

Phobias

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
Irony is... It means:-
Fear of Long Words