Me man! Me rub expensive, Jizz-like substance on Face!!
Kill wrinkle... Give man silky skin...
Like rubbing baby bottom..
Not in Peido way..
Me CRB check clear..
You know, the Ironic thing about buying products to reduce wrinkles...??
You get so caught up in the fight against aging, that you end up finding way more wrinkles, when checking to see if the wonder cremes are working!!
Yet that little voice in your head says: but it might be working...
Also, if you get a big pot of it & dunk your ball-sack in it daily, would it make them look silky smooth..
Or at least, less like you had a Turkey's neck attached to replace your original sack, after a horrible accident involving a Dyson Turbine Head!!
Having mistaken it's intention due to words... Turbine... Head...
In a recent poll, the majority claimed that Dyson not as sensual as a Henry!!
Good old Henry! Does it with a smile!!
And he keeps eye contact!!
That's right Henry, look up at me too, you know you love it...!!
But Dysons outrageous claim:
"No loss of suction"
is clearly too alluring for any teenage man... In fact, any man for that matter!!"
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