Protein Poo

Anyone who attempts to gain muscle, will have probabaly decided to up their intake of Protein..
I myself have experianced the up & downsides, to this mini adventure!
Whilst ensuring you work out & replenish the protein (almost to the point of overdose), it does & is, proven to aid the gain of muscle mass..

Now before anyone clicks off this, thinking:
"Urhhg, protein... muscle mass? =snoor!"
This is just the lead up to my more interesting point, which will come shortly...as soon as i've finished, poorly attempting to keep you interested in reading this.. Which, by my constant use of words & sentences, that have no real link to the proposed story (which by the way, is loosely designed to give you a giggle)... Really isn't assisting the matter...
However, if your still reading, or have skimmed this bit....
Well done you!!
You'll enjoy my observation...
Or hate it..
Or have a mild increase in happiness, with the visual thought soon to be revealed..

BACK TO THE POINT!!
Unfortunately, this added protein, to help gain muscle mass, doesn't, in-fact help to enlarge the size of a mans Willy!
Not that I initially started a vigorous course of Protein, Amino Acids & Willy Flicks Just for that outcome...
Coz that would obviously be weird!?
(( Willy flicks, by the way... if your not familiar with the term or visual reference, are exactly what the name suggests... But to clear up any confusion ~~ it is not :
* Flicking ones Willy with ones finger.
* Flicking ones Willy with a ruler.
* Flicking people with ones Willy.
It is also not :
* Flicking someone called Willy
* Using ones Willy in flicking based board games
I certainly didn't think it was any of those, when I started out.. Which I didn't.. Coz that would be weird..!?
I definately didn't get chased by, what I will dub; "a group of where's Wally fans".. in a clear case if mistaken identity... which involved an innocent group of children, a wheres Wally book & someone (who was not me), thinking Wally wqs called Willy, finding & pointing to Wally in a flicking action with his Willy saying:
"there's Willy!" ))
As it turns out, Willy Flicks are just that amazingly intrueging trick a man can perform, only for very shorts bursts, when commanding his willy to pull up..
Thus visually, the Willy moves in a flicking action.. Which I have Judge Griffiths to thank for clearing that confusion up!!
Errr.. Because... He.. Was... On... The... Discovery Chanel... In a... Weird... But interesting episode.... Of ... The.. Human... Body???...
He definitely was not the Judge in a very odd local case, invilving 'Wheres Wally fans' which apparently wasn't his first experience of such a case!?
However, after months..
Well actually.. Years..
Of Trying this Willy Flicking..
Turns out,
It does absolutely fuck all to the size of your Willy!!
However, what you do find from the intake of Protein is, it seems to increase the size of your Poo!!
Which, is aptly dubbed:
'Protein Shit'
I can only describe the sheer size, weight & dynamic of this phenomenon as one huge, ugly poo, which litrally comes out lifting it's own mini poo weights as it exits..
I could imagine if you saw this exit a human body, it'd be like much like those expanding foam sprays, it actually is still gaining mass as it hit the basin!!
In some cases, it's been know to lift a grown man of the toilet!! Likes it's bench pressing him, in some protein/testosterone fuelled frenzy!!