Ways to Burn Calories

I read an article today... 7 ways to burn 100calories..
(god i'm getting old, calling a page in 'Mens Fitness magazine' an article)!

The fastest, at 5minutes: Running
The slowest, at 51 minutes:Sex.

But in fact, I think they have this slightly wrong...

Firstly, most men..
Do all the physical work, despite the widely agreed statement, that they: 'don't clean the oven before sticking their Baguette inside'..

So, I presume in the Female Fitness magazine, a similar article might say Sex can burn 100 Calories in 3hours..

And actualy, whilst pretty much everyone can handle running for 5minutes (except Stephen Hawkins, although I bet he could have before he was confined to his Talky Walky Wheelchair, which FYI, was soo because Aliens probed a little too hard!!)..
Most able bodied men can manage it, but with Sex, they'd be lucky to last 51minutes over the course of a month!!

Stephen Hawkins doesn't have to worry about that... He'll obviously just pay someone to do his wife whislt wearing a Stephen Hawkin facemask....