No wonder they say prostitution is the oldest profession around..
Even the Passport & Deed Poll office want you to find one of these 'professionals' for the countersignature!!
They must go through some sort of Passport Checking training at their secret prostitute college.
Which I imagine, is a little like Harry Potters HogWarts!!
Probably called VagWarts!?
We think Pimps are there bosses, but actually, they a probably a little like the older Wizards..
There to teach & guide all the promising talent!!
Maybe thats where JK Rowling got the inspiration?
I'm not saying she is or was a Prossy..
She has no need to be with all the success shes had...
Not to say she wouldn't make a great prossy.. I'm sure she'd do a fine job at checking Passports, but having such a creative streek, she'd probably feel bogged down by all the bureaucracy!?
Maybe she has a friend who told her about the secret college..
Or she enrolled, but after the open day, decided it wasn't for her...
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