Everyone's watched those films, where the guy robs a bunch of keys from some hooks & then steps out into the big carpark, pressing the first too, before the third opens a car about 6 metres away, right in the corner, tucked away, leaving the guys seconds to get in, go & scrape past his persuers vehicles & away!!
Trouble withtl these types of films, they often have very plausible plots are are totally believable..Firstly, when was the last time you trusted your key to a guy in a windowed office within the carpark!!??
Secondly, when was the last time your key fob worked that far away from your car?!
Shit, my one seems only to work when its close enough to get a static shock!!
Mind you, we aught to be grateful, if a situation did arise & our keys were used to find a getaway car, they'd sooner chuck them & use another...
I'd like to see a new type of hero escaping in the same way... Only, he'd be like Stevie Wonder.... But his other senses could tell which key belongs to which car, just his time consuminh, edge of the seat moments would be when he's stumbling towards the car, bumping into other cars, setting alarms of, yet somehow can drive like a demon, dodge the persuers vehicle, out the carpark & crash through a Chinese Takeaway...
The cut scene showing the Chinese owner cursing, waving his spoon, whilst the Hero gets away on his trusted sidekick, Specky the guide dog Doberman with the one liner: "Dem Som angry Chinese!!"
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