Ordered a drink on holiday.
Told the waiter to suprise me.
Turned up with this glass which looked full of water, ice and stingy nettles!
I said: What do you call this?!
He said: "That's a Mijito sir.."
I said: "Think you mean Mosquito!! I know I said suprise me, but I didn't mean, do it by stinging the crap outta my tongue!!"
He said: "I'm sorry Sir, you've lost me?
I said: The bloody green stingers, see em!?
He said: Those are Mint Sir..
I said: Yeah right, I'm not an idiot, Mints are White... And usually round or are round with a hole in the middle!!
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