So you've probably come across Josie Cunningham in the News this week?!
The Wannabe Katie Price who manage to get some 36DD's paid for by the Taxpayer!!
For anyone out there reading this & thinking; 'what is this NHS'?
Maybe your American or from another Nationality (I'm not racist, but I like winning races!!)...
Maybe you just awoke from Coma (yay for you BTW)...
The NHS, is a service in Britain (UK), paid for by the Tax payers of Britain...
The letters, N.H.S stand for:-
Nice Honkers Surgery
oh.. no.. wait.. sorry it's:
Nipple Hump Supersizers
no..no.. sorry.. no.. it's:
National Hooter Service
Hang on.... no.. It's more general than that...
Ah yes - it's National Health Service.
Obviously you can see my confusion?!..
As now it seems that when you fancy a boob job - you just get down the Doctors & wham - you get a prescription for some free Titties!!
That's around an average of £5k stuck onto your chest FREE!!
Not even that guy from the Safe Style Window can beat that (ya know; ''I said ya buy 1, ya get 1 free'').
No wonder we have problem with people coming to Britain to take advantage of our benefits!!
I imagine the people making the rules to allow these free-titties must be Men...!!!
or Lesbians!!
Actually, their probably part of Jimmys old crew...
But these lot play the clever game & put the person under General Anesthetic first - so no memory of the events & that's not even the best part....
The best part is:
The Patient thinks they've had implants put in, but really it's just bucket loads of 'Dirty Old Man Spunk'..
It's amazing that in Britain, you can Back problems, that may hinder your physical life, possibly influence the kind of job you can or cannot do & even psychologically damage you (in various ways)...
Do you get referred for NHS treatment?
No!! Do ya fuck!
''Here's some painkillers & anti-inflammatorys.. Oh & that's £15 for them drugs by the way', ta...''
But you must get offered some Physio, Chiropractic or Osteopathic treatment to help identify & heal it?
Nope... You can go earn some money & pay for that your bloody self!!!
The cheek of it... Fancy thinking you could get proven treatment to help aid/fix an actual ailment!
But fancy some Tits... Sure, here ya go.. enjoy... Just keep your back straight!!
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