Finish what you start

Someone once said, you'll always feel better if you finish what you start...

So next time I needed to fart,
I pushed a little harder
& I did feel better...
So I continued to push & let it all out..
If only for a split second, I felt great,
before realising the true nature of what I'd done!!!!

My Nan always said to wear a clean pair of underpants when walking down the street.
However, she didn't tell me the protocol for doing a dump in my clean underpants, whilst having no available clean ones!!!

Do you fashion some underwear from Toilet paper, like you've Mummy-fied your meat & veg???
or
Do you just whip all the lower clothing off & continue your day naked from the waist down?