Relating to homosexual behaviours

Whether we like to admit it or not, sometimes, I think we can all relate to why many Homosexuals like things stuck up their bumhole...
You'll all know the feeling of having to wait all day long before being able to sit down & drown the smelly brown slug!
Theres a kind of rush as it make a b-line for the exit...
I cam only imagine this feeling is the one Homosexuals are attempting to replicate..