For all past puberty, today is a day to remember all the lost sperm who got flushed down a toilet or trapped forever in a condom, in a sock or squirted back out of a vagina...
To all those lost sperm who were with me in that epic race to the egg some 28 years ago...
HaHa, loosers!! L-oo-se-rs
I won, you lost... :-p
Please, lets all take a moment of silence for our past comrades..
Also, when do we get that No#1 Trophy?
A friend of mine, just had a baby boy...
So I went online to look for a gift...
Found the great website:
NotOnTheHighStreet
Whilst looking at all the personalised gifts available, it came down to two things..
A letter train (speeling his name)
or
A sail boat with his name & d.o.b...
Usually I'd flip a coin, but in this instance it occured to me, that one of thw items could be seen as slightly racist?!
With my friend being of Middle East origin, the possible racist innuendo made my decision easier to make, I thought::
" I can't go giving them a boat... I may as well join the BMP, make a banner that says something like; get back on the boat & go home, then burn Jelly Babies coz they're a simbol of multiculturalism!!"
So, I got the train....
