For all past puberty, today is a day to remember all the lost sperm who got flushed down a toilet or trapped forever in a condom, in a sock or squirted back out of a vagina...
To all those lost sperm who were with me in that epic race to the egg some 28 years ago...
HaHa, loosers!! L-oo-se-rs
I won, you lost... :-p
Please, lets all take a moment of silence for our past comrades..
Also, when do we get that No#1 Trophy?
Did you know there is a guy walking the entire coast of Britain, sleeping rough & battling the weather everyday, just to raise money for Charity??!
Shame on UK media & the people in general!!
The media believes the public are more bothered about subjects like:
The smell of Kim Kardashians poo &
whether Justin Bieber has a fever!!!
This is an epic journey & has already raised £18k with relatively no national media coverage!!
Thw journey will take 2 years & he still over half of that left to go!!
Where's the Media?
They should be on this everyday/everyweek!
Where's his medical attention (like when celebraties do stuff..
Where's the Red Nose Day esc harrassement for money!?
Where's the Nations support?!
I tell you where.. It's all stuck up its on arse!!
Merry Crimbomas!!
Santa didn't bring me shit!!
Thank god!!
Last year was embarrassing..
Catching him in my living room, trousers round his ankles, deep squatting, reading his list & laying a stinker under ny tree!!
Can't blame him..
What do we all expect after that many Sherrys and Mince Pies!!
Someone is getting a drunken minced pie poo, that's what we should expect!!
