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Sunday 4 March 2012

Gypsys

As if occupying land without proper licence, authority or paying taxes, wasn't enough...
Now Gypsys have managed to stake a claim in our homes!! on various TV programs!!!
It seems, since Paddy won the hearts of many whislt in the Big Bro house, it has opened the flood-gates to a whole new platform of Pikey-TV!!
For which I'm sure a Gypsy or two are making none taxed income from!!

Having now been subjected to watching & hearing about these programs... these mild violations on the rest of society, being introduced to this strange world of:
Shiny black shoes,
Incomprehensible conversations,
New cars,
Weird gatherings of dolled up-ness,
& strange territorial fights, which frankly are ironically unnecessary, because they don't actually pay or own the facking land!!

Come to think of it, Gypsys are very similar to Cats..
We class them as vermin, but we allow them into our home...
They both fight for territory, which actually isn't theirs & frankly, sometimes they fight for no conceivable reason...
They both are capable of multiplying rapidly & generally, when they leave an area looking like crap, we clean it up after them & do not charge for the cursity!!

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