HOW ANIMALS EAT THEIR FOOD

Christian Around Britain - Shame on British Media

Did you know there is a guy walking the entire coast of Britain, sleeping rough & battling the weather everyday, just to raise money for Charity??!
Shame on UK media & the people in general!!
The media believes the public are more bothered about subjects like:
The smell of Kim Kardashians poo &
whether Justin Bieber has a fever!!!

This is an epic journey & has already raised £18k with relatively no national media coverage!!
Thw journey will take 2 years & he still over half of that left to go!!
Where's the Media?
They should be on this everyday/everyweek!
Where's his medical attention (like when celebraties do stuff..
Where's the Red Nose Day esc harrassement for money!?
Where's the Nations support?!
I tell you where.. It's all stuck up its on arse!!

Jimmy Savill will break yours for you

When the bog roll breaks!!!

It's happens us all...
Your minding your own, cleaning up after a number 2, when horror rears its head...
The bog roll breaks & a finger or two slips through!!

Now, I'll tell you what guys do at this point.
Guys check said finger visually to assess which Defcon number to declare...
(for any women or non sci fi ppl, Defon is the US Militaries way of easily determining how serious a threat they are encountering, the table goes from 1 - 5... This arguably isn't enough number to clearly assess a threat, but its possible the general US army population are brainless enough to warrant such a simple table)...

Anyway, once a guys done a quick visual check.. His brain decides that isn't quite enough & calls for a more intimate encounter...
This being a smell test...
The first whiff positively concluded the Brown substance is poo..
However a guys brain is so overcome, it has a fit & requests a second smell test...
Which reveals in fact.... It's still poo..

Now for ladies, its a bit different..
I'll tell you what happens...
Nothing happens..
Because women dont poo!!
Fact is, when they go into the toilet its for 3 reasons only..
Make-Up
Girly chats
and
To clean

Jimmy Savil

Which side of the fence are you sitting on?
Is it wrong for people to step forward now & talk about all the things Jimmy did to them?

On one side, people are saying, its disgraceful, tarnishing his name (further) whilst he rests in peace...

On the other side, if the stories are true, why shouldn't these people seek some sort of justice & closure?

My view is, Once a dirty bastard pedo, always a dirty bastard pedo!!
Jimmys hit show "Jim will fix it", was obviously Jimmys way of doing lots of good things to offset the bad things...
Which would help him avoid Hell....
So he could play with all the young cherubs!!