Silly Sat Nav

I got this Tom Tom Sat Nav with an American voice...
I'm sure they got one of the New York tour guides to do the voice...
Because half the time I'm not sure if he's directing me or pointing out attractions..
And what's with calling roundabouts, rotaries??
Then he tells me there's a Bear right..
I'm like where!?
There's no bears in Swindon!!
Then he tells me to do a U turn..
So I go back & he does it again...
"Bear left"
Where!!?
Stupid American!!

So, do you want a boy or girl?

I'm known to over think & complicate things... It tends to make me ramble on a bit.. Probably why I enjoy doing Stand up Comedy..
For instance, when people ask me a question like:
"When you have a baby, would you prefer a boy or girl"
I'll reply with my honest answer...
"Neither"
They'll say...
"Really?"
And I'll be like
" yeah... Well, I mean, I don't want a hermaphrodite!! Although, would you get thw both if best world's? "

So, are the BNP just misunderstood or a bunch of Racists

The BNP - Racist or Misunderstood ?

http://youtu.be/Yym--pTtXZE

Internet Banking keypads

No wonder the banks are flaunting their Internet Banking keypads as the secure way to bank..
You can never find it when you need it!
No wonder it's safe..
No bugger can log on!!

Jimmy Savill will break yours for you

Save the Tree's

We humans must be the only brings in the universe who are hypocritical enough to cut down tree's, make a bunch of paper & then print Flyers that say:
Save the Tree's